What did they call the cow that couldn’t produce milk?
An udder failure.
What do you call a herd of longhorn?
A bunch of bull.
What is the cow’s favorite classic rock song?
Bad Mooon Rising.
Did you hear about the cow that chewed their pudding over and over again?
They were making cudstard.
What was the cow’s favorite Zac Efron film?
High School Moosical.
What was the cow’s favorite ice cream?
Mooose Tracks.
What is a cow’s favorite condiment?
Moostard.
What do you call Harry?
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We’re going to try something new at Cow Funnies when we come upon something we find funny, and that’s volumes of other jokes on other topics! So today, we bring you our first volume of What Do You Call Harry? jokes. Enjoy!
Did you hear the one about the exhausted cow?
They were udderly spent.
Who did the calf go see when she got the chicken pox?
Dr. Louis Pasture
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