What did they call the cow that couldn’t produce milk?
An udder failure.
What did they call the cow that couldn’t produce milk?
An udder failure.
What do you call a herd of longhorn?
A bunch of bull.
What is the cow’s favorite classic rock song?
Bad Mooon Rising.
Did you hear about the cow that chewed their pudding over and over again?
They were making cudstard.
What was the cow’s favorite Zac Efron film?
High School Moosical.
What was the cow’s favorite ice cream?
Mooose Tracks.
What is a cow’s favorite condiment?
Moostard.
Did you hear the one about the exhausted cow?
They were udderly spent.
Who did the calf go see when she got the chicken pox?
Dr. Louis Pasture
What was the calf’s favorite Dr. Seuss book?
Morton Hears a Moo.