What was the cow’s favorite TV show?
Doctor Moo.
What was the cow’s favorite TV show?
Doctor Moo.
Did you hear about the herd’s marketing guru?
She came up with her own brand.
What is a cow’s favorite vegetable?
Cowliflower.
Why did the heifer have her hooves trimmed?
She had really bad cowlousses.
How did the cow lose weight?
She cut back on cowlaries.
What did the coach say to the tired cow?
Don’t let your meat loaf.
What kind of video game console did the herd buy?
A Wii Moo
What is the herd’s favorite musical?
The Sound of Moosic
Guess who is Emperor Cowpatine’s new apprentice?
Darth Mool.
Did you hear about the cow scientist?
He was an expert in his field.